arr me mateys

you can crush us

UHHHH. I'm making a backpack-tent, and I have a professor named *Tony Guido* who shouts a lot. Also, I never post in this anymore. Also, I'm a total poon, but in an enjoyable sort of way, so whatev. I'm starting to make friends I don't hate myself for hanging out with, which is good. My leisure time shouldn't be spent seeing how awful I can be without making people punch me in the face (ANSWER = PRETTY AWFUL). IDK, I know college is supposed to be a social thing, but I'm not seeing it.

The new season of House is sort of mediocre, but Cameron has bangs now, and I think bangs are hot. Speaking of,

There's a girl in my section who wears short-sleeved sweaters from H&M and eats dry Cheerios for lunch, and I want to bang her. A lot. I HAVE HIGH HOPES, GUYS, YOU KNOW HOW THESE ART SCHOOL STUDENTS LIKE TO EXPERIMENT. Cross yr fingers for me.



Also, I keep hearing stories about Maham that are like "...so this creepy little Indian girl kept talking to me..." and I'm like, yeah, yeah, her name is Maham.
  • Current Music
    nouvelle vague - this is not a love song
to be forewarned is to be forearmed

la la la la la la la

Oh, wow, that's a lot of snow. Huh. Okay. Can't wait for that sparkling walk to school.

Should I be apologizing for liking Depeche Mode? I downloaded Violator last night, and I have to say, it's entertaining in a limp gothy sort of way, which means I'll probably delete it in about two hours. The reviews at amazon.com are all like Oh Man! Four to the Floor! Dude, no. It's dancy in that boring effete way that the Pet Shop Boys are. And I don't really like the Pet Shop Boys, though I don't mind Neil Tennant in Electronic, mostly because he doesn't do anything. Speaking of Electronic, I'm tempted to buy the Smiths-ier one just because the cover art is a photograph of Rasputin. RASPUTIN.


I need to see Tristam Shandy when it comes out, but I have a feeling no one else does. But! Tristam Shandy! Rob Brydon! Alan Partridge Steve Coogan! Agent Scully! Dylan Moran! Stephen Fry!


The Muslim cartoon thing strikes me as really fucking funny.
  • Current Music
    JUST LIKE THE OCEAN OR THE SEA
i hope this lasts forever

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT?????????

I am faking my way through half my classes. I don't get grades back for any assignments, I don't know what's happening, I don't understand what my professors are talking about. There's a moment in Black Books where Fran gets a job via the mafia and no one tells her what the job is and she's scared to ask, so she just sits at her desk and types I AM SITTING HERE NEXT TO FATTY AND SPOTTY, FATTY AND SPOTTY, I AM SITTING NEXT TO FATTY AND SPOTTY and then she gives a presentation with meaningless pie charts and line graphs and says "We are here, and we could be there, and is this what we want to be as a company?" And everyone applauds, and she gets promoted.

THAT IS WHAT MY SCHOLASTIC CAREER IS LIKE. ALL DAY EVERY DAY.



I HAVE BEEN FRIENDED BY THE MOST RANDOM TROLL JOURNALS EVER. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? THIS? OR THIS? WHY? I NEVER POST, I DO NOT FOLLOW THE ELJAY DRAMAS, WHY CAN'T I EVEN UNDERSTAND THE INTERNETS, FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST.
  • Current Music
    I have listened to like five songs while writing, I am slow
to be forewarned is to be forearmed

Are you my turbolover?

GUESS WHO I RAN INTO TODAY

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NO, REALLY, GUESS

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ADRIENNE FINGER


I was walking to my night class and I heard a voice calling my name. Lo! And/or behold! She totally looked like microwaved asscakes. Apparently she'd been in California and now she's living in a studio and later she's going to Germany. Lol, what? Truth or nontruth? Anyway.

...

So, hands up, who thinks I should get tested for airborne STDs.
choke a bitch

A little dab will do ya.

I got tools for Christmas. Motherfucking DRILL BITS, BITCHES. Also I have nothing to do until the 17th. And what the fuck am I going to do with six icons? I barely used the three I had before.

Oh, and:

CA$$IE. I know you and your roommate are big on the English tv shows. Have you ever watched Black Books? Swear to God, funniest shit I've seen in ages. It's about a misanthropic drunkard who owns a bookstore, which doesn't sound so exciting, but I promise that it's totally amazing. Historical fact.
  • Current Music
    Joe Jackson
the troops of tomorrow are here

*facepalm*

Dear lord, this school shit don't let up. I have a paper due tomorrow and I think I told my professor it was going to be on The Young Ones, and how the fuck do I write a paper on that? Clearly I have not started. And I don't want to start. VOMIT.

It's sort of entertaining to have access to EVERY NEWSPAPER ARTICLE IN THE WORLD EVER.


I am such a lame person. Even if Septa was up and running, I doubt I'd actually be doing anything other than sitting on my ass and watching old episodes of QI. The idea of going to an art-school kegger makes me want to punch myself in the face.



There is a flier all over school for some Thanksgiving White-Guilt Festival, with a picture of the Sad Injun from those littering PSAs (you know, the *stoic tear!* ones), and it's like COME LET'S FLOG OURSELVES OVER A LIGHT BRUNCH. I hate art students.
the troops of tomorrow are here

O RLY?

DEAR CASSIE,

Mostly what I remember is going 'say what now?' over and over and over. I hope I wasn't too terribly annoying.


EVERYONE ELSE:

I HAVE NO MIDTERMS HA HA HA



EVERYONE ELSE PT 2:

What is this Mirrormask thing? Is it out in theaters? Is it just an England thing? Is it going to be like A Cock and Bull Story where everyone's all 'Oh look ha ha ha such a clever inventive movie and you shall never see it ever ha ha ha'?
  • Current Music
    the theme song to Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
the troops of tomorrow are here

Pandas are bears again.

My drawing teacher said to me:

"You're a wild horse, man, we need to rein you in."
*reining hand-motion*





Christopher Columbus thought the world was pear-shaped. There is a girl at UArts who looks like a combination of Maham and Ashlee Simpson; when I see her, I want to smash her face in with my T-square. The amount of caffeine required to keep me from passing out makes my intestines twitch and my hands shake. Edison didn't actually invent the lightbulb, but he did invent the word 'hello'.
  • Current Mood
    awake
arr me mateys

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY BATTLEPENIS OF ODIN

MY 8:30 CLASS IS CANCELED TOMORROW
I WIN



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Sorry I missed you guys. My class ended at 11:30 and I was actually vaguely considering going down South st, but remembered that the money in my pocket was supposed to be for tokens. Oh well.


(You know, I really do enjoy my art history class. I like ancient art. But the prof? Talks with Australian Question Intonation? Where everything she says sounds like a question? Even if it's a statement? And it's really annoying? And it's sort of an odd thing for a 65-year old non-Australian professor to do?)